Sorry if this has been translated already, I’m procrastinating from studying… I just found this absolutely hilarious x)
I did a mistranslation, Kaji-kun is calling Ono-san “Sweaty-armpit-senpai”
Really sorry about that m(__)m
HiroC: Is there a male seiyuu you’ve been interested in lately?
OnoD: Yadaa~ Is it okay to say that out loud?
HiroC: Just tell us!
OnoD: Eh, it’s embarrassing but okay, it’s Shimonnu! (Shimono Hiro)
HiroC: What’s so interesting about him?
OnoD: Shimonnu? His chest!
HiroC: He’s all about his chest, isn’t he?
OnoD: Indeed! It’s still growing
HiroC: Growing? I touched his chest the other day and it was pretty hard
OnoD: It was hard? Oh, yea, he said he’s been toning it recently.
But depending on how you work out it might backfire and become hugely massive instead!
HiroC: His mind and body is not connected, it’s so strange!
OnoD: And on top of that, his vocals. He can produce such sounds!
HiroC: It doesn’t match! (Shimono’s body and voice)
OnoD: It’s a slight uncomfortable feeling
HiroC: It totally is! So I touched it before and it was hard right, but his chest is getting even mightier
OnoD: It is?
HiroC: It’s scary! What is he, really?
OnoD: So because of his chest, Kaji-kyun is…Sorry, now I’m talking about Kaji-kyun again, but Kaji-kyun is calling him (Shimono) Chicken-senpai!
HiroC: *laughing* (Note: sorry, can’t really catch what he’s saying)
OnoD: Kaji-kyun said, “Your chest must be made out of fowl meat, Chiken-senpai!” Is it really okay to say that to a senpai…
HiroC: But Kaji-kyun’s unbelievable, he’s always mocking us senpais!
OnoD: Recently he’s really been at it!
HiroC: Yeah, he can say anything to a senpai! Didn’t he call you “Sweaty-armpit”-senpai?
OnoD: He said that, but it wasn’t said in a bad tone
OnoD: *imitating Kaji* “Kora kora, putting on some perfume, are we?” and I punched him again
HiroC: Kaji-kyun can say anything and he’d still be forgiven
OnoD: Yes, he will
HiroC: I want to eat him!
OnoD: I want to eat him too!
HiroC: No I want to eat him
OnoD: No I wanna eat him! (Note: they’re using watashi, the female pronoun for “I”)
HiroC: Should we maybe go back to being lads again? Should we?
OnoD: *still in female-mode* Hiro-chan, are you free after this? Wanna go eat some sweets?
HiroC: Sweets? I’d rather eat Kaji-kyun!
OnoD: Let’s go eat Kaji-kyun!
HiroC: Let’s go eat him!
I’m not fluent in Japanese (nor is English my first language) so it’s not a 100% correct translation but I’d say fairly close x) HiroC is talking so fast sometimes :O